i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
when none of ur internet friends are online
elect me for president free wifi everywhere
this got 3 notes the people have spoken move over obama